“I’m an alpha male yet?”
    -JD Vance, probably

    by Candle-Jolly

    32 Comments

    1. Can’t tell if it is AI or what but I am certain that Vance would not be able to do a full hour of truly demanding PT at this moment in time. The facial fat the man is carrying around suggests a heart that needs a lot of time outs. 

    2. Any_Temperature4363 on

      this post hits too close to home. TBH, I’ve always thought JD Vance’s “rugged individualism” was pretty over-hyped tbh.

    3. The_Electric_Mayham on

      Classic dog and pony show. This kind of goofy shit ranks right up there with mandatory fun days for the troops.

    4. Just like the time Trump “worked at McDonald’s” to really show us what a man of the people he is.

    5. ThatDudeThatWrites on

      Imagine losing a whole day’s training bc you have to do it at 1/4 speed so the couch guy can keep up with you for his vanity pics so he can try to impress the racist ‘s widow?

    6. smugfruitplate on

      This is either AI or it’s like “YOU! You’re going too fast, slow down so the vice president looks good!”

    7. If its not AI, please note the seals running with him are the oldest looking active soldiers I’ve ever seen…

    8. Opening-Team-8383 on

      How about he gets training in governance, criminal law, and economics, rather than this performative nonsense

    9. When is he going to ride a horse shirtless? I got the feeling he’s going for that Putin vibe. 

    10. Must be using some great antiperspirant! Not a drop of sweat anywhere! 

      Get back to the office and do some actual work, or maybe just go comfort a couch, JD.

    11. big_thundersquatch on

      Us Conservatism is so outrageously performative. If only they spent even half as much time actually governing and fixing the country and trying to win people over on principle instead of constantly trying to sell us some phony narrative contradicted by their actions.

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